She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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