Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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