we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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