I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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