haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
the liver wants what the liver wants
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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