apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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