you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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