Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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