Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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