Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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