it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Green mimosas i think yes
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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