Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
