ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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