physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Every concussion has its silver lining
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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