My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just gift wrapped bread.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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