dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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