btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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