You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
