Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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