Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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