he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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