If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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