Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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