Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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