problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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