i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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