we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
