I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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