Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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