Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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