he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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