I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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