I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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