I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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