i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
do nipples grow back?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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