he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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