TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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