I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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