She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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