What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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