the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
How does one acquire holy water?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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