So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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