FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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