He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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