The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Sext me about skeletons
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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