Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
