Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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