I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was CRYING into my vagina
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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