On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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