I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
soo... how was my night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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