I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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