There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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