I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I party with great urgency now.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
