You're my little dorito
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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