Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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