He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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