And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Can I color on your dick again?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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