Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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